Spotted in PDX
Spotted near Pioneer Place Mall on Fifth Avenue (although it was really hard to see): A fully camouflaged Subaru Legacy Outback. Now, it’s not too unusual to see a pickup truck done up in camo, but you don’t usually see the family station wagon rigged for hunting like this.
And this is a quality job, too. This wasn’t done by a Bubba with a couple of cans of spray paint. Note the detail work on the hood. Impressive.
Still, what happens if you park it to go for a walk in the woods, and then forget where you left it?
Cue the A-TEAM theme music! The stealth Outback…I wonder how many accidents have been caused because of the blending.
This reminds me: I want to do a post on Extremo the Clown. I’m fully prepared to embarrass myself the next time I see him and his masturbating monkey cruising in the Extremo-Mobile.
(I should clarify. I only saw the monkey masturbating once. No children were present and he was looking at my date the entire time!)