Tell me have you seen her?
Some time back I saw a thing on the news about a bike rider terrorizing either Ashland or Astoria. She liked riding her bike naked, or nearly naked. (A g-string would be practical when riding, I’d think. Since I take the bus, I haven’t had to think about it much.) While the yearly midnight nudie-ride is fun to watch, I think I could handle seeing it happen more often.
Then word hit the street that Our Lady from Ojai has arrived in Portland! I would like to extend our warmest welcome (among other things) to this young lass. I was doubtful, until I spoke with one of Portland’s Clean & Safe officers. He saw her riding along 4th Avenue, and chased her until his 50-something legs gave out. (Yes, we have photos – click that link—> to see…)
Now I’m on a mission. I want to meet this girl. Besides the obvious reasons, she sounds like a fun person. I have a friend whose brother once brought Bridget the Midget to a Mormon family picnic. While I can’t top that, it would be cool to introduce the Naked Ojai Lady to my 87-year-old Mormon uncle. (I’m hiding his Viagra the day before, though.)
After asking around a wee bit, an astute observer with a fast trigger-finger sent me this picture. Hmm… Keeping eye contact with her will be a challenge.
It will be a first for me. I’ve never met a girl with pixielated nipples…
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Ooo-fa! Three words come to mind….TUNE IN TOKYO!
Reminds me of Go Topless Day, a protest which I just heard of recently. http://gotopless.org
PDX doesn’t seem to have been participated. Maybe next year.
Btw, that lady looks like she’s got a sign on the back of the bike. Any idea what it says?
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